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Hey. I'm Emma, an 19-year old Australian female of little to no importance. Send me a message if you want... no seriously I'm a lonely person, I could do with contact. Note: if tagging me in a post, my name is "emmaliza" as "bloggish" people tend to add to random stuff.

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"Mr. Kennett became suspicious when he read labels saying it was freshly baked, but had Ireland listed as the country of origin. So if you thought life after being Premier was dull, rest assured that it’s an unending adventure of reading the fine print on bread packets."
— Mark Humphries, The Roast

the roast
mark humphries
jeff kennett


Haven’t been this motivated to do fanart until I started watching Nowhere Boys

nowhere boys
ellen o'donnell
jake riles

  • A third of the time: [actual sport-related stuff]
  • Another third of the time: holy shit OW can they do that?!?!?!
  • Another third of the time: my god they've got nice asses.

aussie rules football
i don't know if our players asses are actually any better than other sportsmen's
or if it's just the tight short shorts that show them off
either way: afl is a wonderful game

so i got home from uni today and my mother told me i looked like evita i’m… not sure how to respond

my face
also yeah i know the lighting here's rubbish
sorry i tried really hard but i couldn't get it right


Emma Smith is stylin’ and beyond sweet. I would kiss her cheek with much friendliness <3

[happy noises] [offers cheek]


you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(via laci918)