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Hey. I'm Emma, an 19-year old Australian female of little to no importance. Send me a message if you want... no seriously I'm a lonely person, I could do with contact. Note: if tagging me in a post, my name is "emmaliza" as "bloggish" people tend to add to random stuff.
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could someone please invent a version of lemsip that doesn’t taste like rotting flowers and/or a citrus corpse for the next time i have a cold

thx


i'm currently sitting here with a cup of the stuff but desperately not wanting to drink it
also rotting flowers and the citrus corpse would be an awesome band name

apomaro-mellow:

ah the elements

  • dirt on shoe
  • boogers
  • farts
  • lighter

nowhere boys
bless

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

(via spookyboohan)


puns
omg

agentcxrter:

no one is talking about it on here yet but the air date for nowhere boys season 2 in australia is november 23rd at 6pm and im so excited

its gonna be a double episode

this is the best


!!!
I AM EXCITE
nowhere boys

bloggish:

I’d sketch some scary glowers

Or paint some pretty flowers

The view atop a hill

My pencil would be flying

While my paints were busy drying

If I only had art skills

I’d draw up any symbol

A mirror to a thimble

To make it meaningful

From abstract to realistic

Oh my hands…



oh my god i remember this
...still don't think i got enough notes


honeychurches:

David: You think I’m reckless?

Kate: You were. Astute, ambitious and, yes, reckless.

David: Well as I remember, there was a touch of the reckless in you as well.

PARTY TRICKS 1.02


party tricks

so i have a linguistics assignment due tomorrow where i have to analyse grammar in a special register - ie. grammar in a context that isn’t like regular grammar - but looking through i can’t find any posts with all the grammatical features i know are used (eg. “my feels,” and other things that so aren’t nouns, “how do i cat” and other things that so aren’t verbs, use of auxillary verbs - eg. can, do - as regular ones, ending a sentence with a conjunction - eg. but, or - as if the whole clause has been shortened to that, there are probably more)

so if peeps could send me links to texts posts that are like maybe 100 words long?? 200?? that show some of those things, it would be super helpful

(note that these are things that have to be in the structure - because my class is called “The Structure of English” - so differences in spelling, punctuation, capitalisation etc. don’t count)


tumblr speak
linguistics
tumblr
homework
HELP ME
and thank you so much for your time

realhousewivesofnightvale:

  • using malfunctioning equipment 
  • not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
  • leaving the coffee pot on
  • exposed wires 
  • not knowing the locations of the fire exits
  • blowtorch juggling 

(Source: spoopyhousewivesofnightvale, via what-in-blahnation)


puns

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

(via peredhelhathladring)